Barbie works hard all day shopping, applying her makeup, chatting with friends at the gym, seeing her therapist (alternate Tuesdays) and her holistic nutritional acupuncturist (every Friday), and surfing the Internet on AOL. One day, the thought occurs to Barbie that it might be more fun to surf the waves in an exotic Caribbean location.

So Barbie packs her bags, grabs some SPF 2 sunscreen and calls a limo. "Make it snappy!" says Barbie, "I have a plane to catch!"

Next stop, Jamaica! "It better be non-stop, and if they interrupt my beauty sleep to give me some soggy french toast, there will be hell to pay!"